Frequently asked questions
How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is FREE!
Do these shirts increase my rizz?

Studies show a 74% increase in accidental rizz and a 120% increase in “LMAO where’d you get that?”

Individual results may vary depending on hydration and astrology. If you've read to this point, that's plus 200 aura points already so..
When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. 95% of our orders arrive within 4-7 business days.
Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are proudly manufactured in the USA. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Do you offer bulk or wholesale orders?

Technically no, but for you, we might. Use our contact form to reach out to us with the details of your request, and we will gladly work something out.

Are there any items that are final sale?

Once or twice per year, we will runs sales on excess stock. These will be clearly marked "final sale" or "clearance" before purchase.
How do I wash the shirts?

Wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Avoid ironing directly on the print.
Do your designs fade or crack?

Nope.
We use premium DTG printing with vibrant, long-lasting inks.
Follow the wash instructions and your print will stay crisp.
Where are your shirts printed?

All shirts are printed on-demand in the United States by our fulfillment partners.
What is the return policy?

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right. Please use the contact form on the contact page to request a refund.
What’s the material like?

All shirts are 100% combed cotton, mid-weight (210gsm), soft, durable, and perfect for everyday wear.

Is anyone still reading these?
Can I wear this to work?

Legally? Probably.
Professionally? Absolutely not.
Spiritually? You already know the answer.
Why does the model look so hot in the photos? Will I look like that?

We can’t legally promise that. But weirdly… yes. Everyone looks hotter in a Cactus Hug tee. It’s science.
Why did someone ask to take a photo of my shirt?

Because you wore something iconic.
Welcome to fame.
My mom says the design is inappropriate. Thoughts?

We would refer her to this educational video
If she still doesn't get it, you might need to get a new mom.